ThinkGeek Discount

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Up to 60% off ThinkGeek
Up to 60% off ThinkGeek

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We would like to point out that today is not Richard Ayoade’s birthday. The Internet lied to us. Once. Back in 2014. We may still be bitter. However, he is apparently a dark horse candidate for the next Doctor and the new host of the revival of The Crystal Maze, a British game show. On that note, we’re going to hit you with a few puzzles.
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Prescription Mug

Prescription Mug

It’s Monday afternoon. You’ve got an important TPS report due in the next hour. You absentmindedly reach for your coffee cup and notice it’s way lighter than it should be. As you tip it skyward, you realise that your favourite drug is at a catastrophically low level. You’re running on fumes! Your body is awash with panic, which is good because then you get a little charge from the endorphins, just enough to get you to the coffee machine before the dreaded jitters, shakes, and headaches set in.
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Useless Box Kit

Useless Box Kit

Ok, so it’s a black box, sort of shiny, with a switch on top. But what does the switch do? Does it launch a nuclear attack? Does it terminate someone you don’t know somewhere in the world? Does it make bacon magically appear? You stare at it over and over, hour after hour, until you can’t take it anymore. You turn it on. And out of the box, a little finger pops out and turns the unit back off.
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