It’s Monday afternoon. You’ve got an important TPS report due in the next hour. You absentmindedly reach for your coffee cup and notice it’s way lighter than it should be. As you tip it skyward, you realise that your favourite drug is at a catastrophically low level. You’re running on fumes! Your body is awash with panic, which is good because then you get a little charge from the endorphins, just enough to get you to the coffee machine before the dreaded jitters, shakes, and headaches set in.
ThinkGeek : Today in Geek History – Happy National Coffee Day! Drink one mug by mouth, repeat until awake & alert