James: Hi Linda
James: Evening Linda
James: You not chatting tonight?
Brendan: Hello James, this is linda’s boyfriend, brendan (my friends call me benny) we’ll leave it at brendan for now.
Whilst i appreciate you take time and effort to get with girls, let me give you some advice, no one like being bombarded with messages, its a bit weird, so i’m here to help ….. pick out a pretty girl on facebook and i’ll help you talk to her, we’ll do this step by step … what do you say sport?